hello, welcome to my blog. this is a place meant to archive tumblr posts I consider classic and/or iconic.

FAQ:

How do I submit a post?

simply send a link via my submission page. it is best if you send a link from the OP or as close to OP as you can get.

Did you see my submission?

I currently have 200+ submissions and outside of this blog, I’m a busy guy. so it’s possible I either haven’t yet, I have and it’s queued, I have and it’s already been certified, or I have and I don’t think it’s iconic.

What are your pronouns?

I’m just a blog, I don’t care what I’m called.

Why do you tag stuff with the f slur?

that tag is meant for my personal posts, so anyone can blacklist it if they aren’t interested. I also happen to be gay.

What’s the difference between you and heritageposts/any other similar archive blog?

I specifically certify posts that reach a certain level of notoriety, or a common popularity among tumblr users for its eccentricity or humorous appeal. in layman’s terms, I certify tumblr’s inside jokes. heritageposts archives posts that are moreso indicative of tumblr heritage rather than more recent posts that I might certify. other blogs may have similar themes, but as far as I know, I am the only one with my specific theme, or at the very least, the oldest (with this blog being founded sometime in the summer of 2019.)

I hate your blog.

you are allowed to block me, you know.

any other questions? send an ask! :)

unlimited-rice-works asked:

glad to see that youre back! i missed you

never gone even when I’m quiet

siberiannette-deactivated202301 asked:

the cropping of your header makes me want to off myself

ok do it then?

k1mkardashian:

thistickles:

k1mkardashian:

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

certified iconic post

antiandrogen:

ziggyinthisthang:

whaticantremembernow:

chinaglaze:

softheartedfool:

chinaglaze:

resident–potato:

chinaglaze:

Hey guys just a heads up!! pay close attention to ur halloween candy bc people are disguising TESTOSTERONE BLOCKERS and ESTROGEN TABLETS as candy!!! they out here tricking kids into transitioning!

Can we get a fact check on this please

My coworker’s cousin’s nephew got hormone candy last halloween and now he got titties!!

-.- he got fat, hormones are too expensive for that foolishness just like the drug rumors

Then why, in addition to his titties sitting, is his waist snatched??

Originally posted by ba1n3s

So y'all let dude transition that far without taking him to the doctor? 😂🤣

I mean he was sickening!

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pissvortex:

certified iconic post

woolay:

baylen:

woolay:

New set up

Ut

Not what it says.

certified iconic post

Anonymous asked: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

certified iconic post

yukiofthedeep-deactivated202210 asked:

this morning i sat outside in the cold waiting for 8am so i could put a large bag down in my dorm. my only company were your reblogs. it was still very cold but i giggled a few times so that was fine

aww. I’m glad to hear that.

capacity:

itsaarnie:

capacity:

Why is Selena Gomez so big on ig? What did she do

she killed it in Wizards of Waverly Place

She really did

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